
Hareline: Upcumming Humpin' Hashes
Contact 2-Fisted if you want to hare. 2-Fisted is also encouraging virgins to hare, and will set you up with a Super Hare to guide your first flour-chucking adventure.
And before you set out with that bag of flour, machete, and 100 yards of rope, be sure to read Sex Cadet's haring guide first.
| Aug 10 | Hash Olympics | |
| Aug 17 | CFR, 2-Fisted | |
| Aug 24 | Last Call | "Back to School" |
| Aug 31 | Moo Croo | |
| Sept 7 | Former Humpin' RA's | TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! |
| Sept 14 | Jalapenis | Hail and farewell! |
| Sept 21 | TBD | Hash-a-thon? |
| Sept 28 | ECT, 2-Fisted | |
| Oct 5 | Village Tool | |
| Oct 12 | CFR and two virgin hares | |
| Oct 19 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| Oct 26 | ECT, Flotation Devices | |
| Nov 2 | CFR and three virgin hares | |
| Nov 9 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| Nov 16 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| Nov 23 | Last Call and CFR | "Rugby is for Fags!" |
| Nov 30 | Lacy, Take It Like A Man, 2-Fisted | "Cum Let Lacy Dress Your Turkey" |
| Dec 7 | CFR and FOUR virgin hares | |
| Dec 14 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| Dec 21 | ChickClit, Take It Like A Man, 2-Fisted | "Third Anal XMas Run At the Beach" |
| Dec 28 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| Dec 31 | TBD | NYE Party |
| Jan 1 | TBD | NYE Hangover |
| Jan 4 | 2-Fisted and two virgin hares | |
| Jan 11 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| Jan 18 | Stinkin' and 2-Fisted | Self-proclaimed "Trail of the Year" |
| Jan 25 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| Feb 1 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| Feb 8 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| Feb 15 | Take It Like A Man and 2-Fisted | "The Love Doctor" |
| Feb 22 | Deuce SmallBelow, 2-Dogs, 2-Fisted | |
| Mar 1 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| Mar 8 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| Mar 15 | Missionalry Impossible and 2-Fisted | "Birthday Run" |
| Mar 22 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| Mar 29 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| Apr 5 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| Apr 12 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| Apr 19 | Take It Like A Man, Swallow, Weed, and ChickClit | All their birthdays run together |
| Apr 26 | Flotation Devices | Her birthday run |
| May 3 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| May 10 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| May 17 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| May 24 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| May 31 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| June 7 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| June 14 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| June 21 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| June 28 | ** OPEN ** Contact 2-Fisted to hare! | |
| July 5 | AssHopHer | Johnny Walker Red, Wine, and Beer |