Hash Trash ...You Write 'em - I'll Post 'em. Email me: drzaius (at) humpinhash.com
Anal Rose with Horns on his head... Head?? Cocky Mountain Snowball has his unique way to wrap things up DrZ thinks his stuff is lol	Humpin Hash Trash by Anal Rose and Friends: Trail #881: January 31, 2010: Somebody Gobbled Mannogram’s Skanky Meat Run - Written by DrZ Trail #880: January 24, 2010: Cum Hash with Z Hash - Written by DrZ Trail #879: January 17, 2010: Humpin Kings N Queens R*n - Written by Anal Rose NYE, Trail #876, Trail #877: December 31 - Jan 3. If you think I'm going to write 3 separate hashtrashes, you are off your rocker! - Written by Anal Rose Trail #875: December 27, 2009: Hooray For Boobies R*n- Written by DrZ Trail #874: December 20, 2009: Let's get arrrested before Christmas R*n - Written by Anal Rose Trail #873: December 13, 2009: 8th Anal Blonde Bimboe R*n - Written by Anal Rose (Double your pleasure with Two HashTrashes for December 6): Trail #872: December 6, 2009: Almost In My Backyard - Bonsai-Kamikazi - Written by DrZ Trail #872: December 6, 2009: Bonsai-Kamikazi - Written by Cocky Mountain Snowball Trail #871: November 29, 2009: Black Shirt Boys Virgin Hare - Written by Cocky Mountain Snowball, Virgin Hashtrash Scribe Trail #870: November 22, 2009: 15 Years of 2pm Starts - Written by Anal Rose Trail #869: November 15, 2009: Humpin Ate 69 - Written by Anal Rose Trail #868 November 8, 2009 - 14th Annual Humpin' Marine Corps Birthday Run - Written by Anal Rose Trail #867 November 1, 2009 - The I should of gone to Vegas, Halloween Hangover R*n Or OMG, Lacy is laying trail r*n - Written by Anal Rose Trail #864 October 11, 2009 - When the hare pulls out, the HareRaiser and the RA cum in... All over the plush hills of Scripps-Poway r*n - Written by Anal Rose Trail #851 Aug 16, 2009 - The Most Virgin Trail of the year - Written by Anal Rose
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HUMPIN' HASH TIME CAPSULE (circa 1994 or 1995)- UPDATE Honors! Anal Rose here, writing on behalf of the Humpin’ Hash: ...Rumor has it that many years ago the Humpin’ Hash built and buried a time capsule! Like any Humpin’ Hasher who can make anything worse, these fabled wankers forgot to tell anyone where it was buried! Ideally we would like to track this down, but failing that, we just want to know as much about it as possible, including who was there, when this was, what was in it, what the celebration was like, etc, so we can recreate the event and celebrate it Humpin’ Style! ...Failing all of this, we would like to at least prepare a story giving everyone involved full credit, but fudging up the facts past the point of recognition, thus creating a Humpin’ legend to be passed onto our children’s children! Again, we sure would love to see you all at the Humpin’ 15th Anal-versary! Because, as individuals, we are nothing, but together we are THE UNSTOPPABLE FIST! On On! Anal Rose (03 Sep 2009) Cue Robert Stack: If YOU, or anyone you know has ANY information that could lead ...to the whereabouts of this time capsule, or knows how to contact ...(those)... illusive hashers, please contact ANAL ROSE at nudetuna*at*gmail.com!

Humpin' Happi Coats Around the World -send me a picture of you wearing your happi coat

One, Two Covered in Goo with Cuddles, The Apocolyptic Pussy. Gotta love 1,2 CiG wearing the happi coat for the 40th High School Reunion -dude doesn't look too bad for a guy pushing 60 *wink* Actually, 1,2 CiG and Cuddles are at the hotel for the DC RDR, Oct 2009 :-)
Cheap Piece of Ass at Honolulu, HI Hash (H5) in Sep 09. On her right is Piece of Meat and his wife, Jiggy. When one Piece drinks.....	CPA at the Kukini Nui PickUp Hash in Sept 09. Supposedly modeled after the SD PickUp Hash, brought to the islands by a visiting SD Hasher. The Hawaiian hasher is MOM (Men's Open Mouth), who r*ns the hash (no formal MM). The tall guy is Gay Achin' from Okinawa H3 (who gave CPA the shirt off his back and an Okinawa patch after she beat him in a drinking contest :-) The harriette from Shanghai was too embarrassed to remember her name.
Bimbo By Day & Knee Deep arm & arm at InterAm Hash, Colorado Sep 09. (Great to see Knee Deep @ Humpin on 9/13!)	Jacuzzi Fluzzi-BATT-Gumme!-Stick Me @ Las Vegas H3 Canoe Trip Sep 09. Wanna guess who's wearing Kimchi's coat?
Adios MotherF*ker (AMF) at Agana H3 (Guam) RDR 2009	Agana H3 claims to be the Mother Hash of Micronesia. "Hard Core with no apologies"
Turd Bird, SLOB (now SLOB*tastical) and Blows Canada at Qatar H3	SLOB*tastical in Iraq - "Humpin' H3 2010 Calendars Are on Sale!!!" *wink*
Anal Rose in Singapore with 3 virgins, including the lovely virgin, now Waterworks	Anal Rose with the Darwin Hash in Australia. Everybody loves Anal! Including virgin, but now Humpin Hasher, Uber Choker on left
Hands Off (Humpin) & Money Shot Barbie (Crab H3) @ Austin H3 1/09	RaidR- Nittany Valley H3, July 2009 & Ithaca Hash, Sept 2009
Eat Me & Pelvis Chestley, Nittany Valley H3 July 2009
Big Bird's Spunk Rag with Flabongo at Sumo H3 in Japan on 5/3/09	Big Bird's at the Tokyo Hash the next day
ECT in Kauai, Hawaii. Aug 09	Over Easy during HO (Harriettes of Oahu) Hash in Lanikai, Hawaii. Aug 09 (Mokulua Island in background)
Royal Flush gettin' a faceful of EZ Over in Belgium	John and Ringo flying to Tokyo with their JAL Happi Coats June 28, 1966 - on The Beatles Final World Tour. Makes sense now that the happi coats would first be adopted by the Okinawa Hash

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